thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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