you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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