you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
My liver just broke up with me...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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