just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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