Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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