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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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