oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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