Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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