the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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