Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
should my penis look like a turkey
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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