i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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