that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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