how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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