Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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