I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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