It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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