And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He felt like a one man threesome
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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