please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed