Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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