Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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