yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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