we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story