your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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