YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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