I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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