brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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