Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
