I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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