Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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