My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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