i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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