just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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