Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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