i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dicks are not precious.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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