his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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