i don't like sucking hair
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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