i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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