you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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