gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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