jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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