I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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