We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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