Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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