Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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