just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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