go do what you do best...puke behind churches
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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