I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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