I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just had sex on a roof
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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