and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Farmville is her only friend.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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