New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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