I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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